ADBUSTING & CULTURE JAMMING

Sorry but getting a hard-on does NOT count as "personal growth".

Now we know what "MBS" means - Master of Bull-Shit".

"Some people say that I'm a moron. In my defense I say that on the other hand - I have different fingers - Look!"

The Chinese ambassador to NZ assures Kiwis that the Panchen Lama is "Alive and well, while working hard helping build a glorious future for the exalted Chinese Communist Party."

Six good reasons NOT to get a tattoo:

The eyes of Xi Jinping

Key: "You drive Simon. Toot at the first chicks we see........then I'll yell "show us your tits" - and we'll take it from there."