ADBUSTING & CULTURE JAMMING

Coach: "Ok you bunch of losers...we're at the bottom of the table, half the team is either injured, on maternity leave or before the judiciary...things can't get any worse from here....WHAT? He did what in the hotel corridor?"

The Adventures of John F***** Key

"This Russian investigation is a witch-hunt!"

Sorry but getting a hard-on does NOT count as "personal growth".

Now we know what "MBS" means - Master of Bull-Shit".

"Some people say that I'm a moron. In my defense I say that on the other hand - I have different fingers - Look!"

The Chinese ambassador to NZ assures Kiwis that the Panchen Lama is "Alive and well, while working hard helping build a glorious future for the exalted Chinese Communist Party."

Six good reasons NOT to get a tattoo:

The eyes of Xi Jinping

Key: "You drive Simon. Toot at the first chicks we see........then I'll yell "show us your tits" - and we'll take it from there."

The new Pestilence:

Winnie the Pooh (aka Xi Jinping) reassures the Chinese people that thanks solely to his strong leadership Covid-19 has been completely eradicated: